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The Gumshoe and the Trashy Girl

10 Apr

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Darkness cloaked the city

dense gloomy fear clung heavy on Kitty

As she tried to find her way out

of this predicament;

I didn’t know who more to pity

Her or me.

How did I ever get wrapped up in her drama?

I am a smart and savvy the kind of man any mama

Would love to marry for their daughter;

But as we hid in this dumpster

All I really wanted was to pump her

for information about her gangster boyfriend.

Now he had us both trapped

As if we were apt

To turn him in for his sins

Because there was only one who could prove

So his Kitty he intended to remove

I was just collateral damage.

Dark, smelly and cramped

in this leaden box filled with crap,

I realized that my ridiculously large handgun was still in my car,

Across the street from the bar

where I picked up this dame.

Now just let me disclaim, that it was not a Smith and Wesson .44 magnum revolver in my pocket.

Not ashamed but stupefied, I wondered

what’s her game?

Cause this was insane

hiding, hoping we could abstain

From the bloodletting game

Of hers.

Or was it her game?

Not really innocent, not wholly without blame

Emboldened I sought her mouth

As my thoughts quickly went south

Would she badmouth the thug that got her into this snug

spot with me?

Was she the kind of girl that would betray, trust laid astray

For a goon that sought to make our grave this dark, smelly tomb in the alleyway?

What a way to go!

I never imagined it so

Falling head over heels in this deathtrap set on wheels,

And now finally as love was made known this would become my gravestone.

No. No! This was not how our story would end!

Our very lives would depend

on my ability of getting Kitty out of this mess.

Love cannot blossom when under duress

With only one way out

would she trust me?

If only I could think

wading through strong attraction and stink;

My gun nowhere near

I’m a detective, it’s my career

To rescue damsels in distress

I swear, somehow I will get us out of this stinking mess

Looking up into my eyes

I knew she would comply

To anything I ask;

Lord I longed to bask

in the sweetness of her charms

It was then the alarm when off

Because she really was smokin hot

And focused I am not,

I was briefly distracted by loud sirens

That was enough to move us into action

As we scrambled out of the tin box

and ran ninety to nothing out of harms way

Guns banging

Fire blazing

Blood crazing

There’s nothing boring about my new girl Kitty

How I lucky I am to behold her great beauty;

I am just a gumshoe bewitched by a snitch.

The end.

Cheryl A. Broome

4/9/13